Chita And Chuha Funny Jokes

Ek chita sigret ka ks lgane hi vala tha ki achanak chuha vha aya or bola, bhai chhod do nasha, jindgi bhot kimti hai, aao mere sath, dekho jangal kitna khubsurt hai
"chita chuhe ke sath chal diya
.
.
aage hathi cocin le rha tha,
chuha fir bola "bhai chhod do nasha,
Jindgi bhot kimti hai,
Aao mere sath, dekho jangal kitna khubsurt hai 
"hathi bhi sath chal diya 
.
aage bandar huka pi rha tha 
chuha fir bola bhai chhod do nasha jindgi bhot kimti hai 
aao mere sath 
dekho jangal kitna khubsurat hai 
bandar bhi chal diya
.
aage sher vishki pi rha tha 
chuhe ne use bhi whi kha 
sher ne gilas side me rkha or chuhe ko 5-6 thappad mare 
hathi bola: are kiu maar rhe ho is bechare ko ?
sher bola, ye sala roj bhaang pike ese hi sbko puri raat jangal ghumake chutiya bnata hai 　　　

Gmail Pr Account Kaise Banaye

Hello friends ajkl bhot km log hote hai jinki gmail id nhi hoti hai ajkl sbhi ke pas apni gmail id hoti hai or jisko nhi pta gmail id kya hoti hai vo pdhte rhiye
Gmail ID hoti kya hai ?
Gmail ID se hm dusre ki Gmail id pr message kr skte hai or ham apne document scan krke bhej skte hai dusre ki email id pr Gmail id ki hame bhot jgah pr jrurt pdti hai jaise 

• Play store 
• YouTube
• Google+
• Blogger 
• Ad-sense
• Drive
• Google Map 
• Online form 

or ham Gmail id se free me apni website bhi bana skte hai free me website kaise banate hai vo me apko jald hi btaunga to chaliye jante hai    
 Gmail pr account kaise bnate hai 
ap meri steps ko follow krte rahiye :

step 1

Gmail ki site pr jaye www.gmail.com

step 2

ab ap create account pr click kr lijiye

step 3

ab apke samne ek page khulega usme apko simple detail bharni hai

1. Name. isme apko apna name dalna hai
2. Choose your user name. isme apko apna user name dalna hai isme ap kuch bhi dal skte hai but apko vo name dalna hoga jo phle kisi ka na ho jaise apna naam dal dijiye akash agr error aaye to usme kuch number lga do sath jaise akash854 
3. creat a password. isme apko apna password dalna hai ap apni marji ka password daal dijiye
4. Bhirthday. isme ap apni date of birth daal dijiye
5. Gender. isme apko apna gender select krna hai ap male hai ya female select kre
6. Mobile phone. isme ap apna mobile number dale
7. Your current email address. agr apke pass koi email address hai to ap isme dal skte hai nhi to ise khali rhne de
8. Prove you're not a robot. isme ap skip ke button pr click kr dijiye
9. Lucation. isme ap india choose kr lijiye
10. ab ap i agree pr click kr lijiye phir ap next submit ki button pr click kre

step 4

ab apke samne ek new page khulega 
isme apko apna mobile number verify ke liye dalna hai in dono option me se ap ek select kr lijiye ab ap continue ke button pr click kr dijiye 

step 5

ab apke mobile me code ayega vo apko isme dalna hai phir continue ke button pr click kr dijiye

step 6 

ab apke samme google+ me profile bnane ke liye option aayega ap chahte ho to bana skte ho but ap abhi No thanks pr click kr dijiye

step 7

ab apka account ban gya hai apka account phli bar khula hai isliye apko welcom kr rha hai ab ap get started ke button pr click kr dijiye

step 8

ab apka gmail account ready hai ab apke pas 3 message aaye honge inbox me gmail team ki traf se 
to friends ab ap sikh chuke hai gmail id bnana agr apko koi problem aa rhi hai gmail id bnane me to ap niche comment box me comment kr skte hai me apki puri help krunga  

Pappu Ne Dhaabba khola

Pappu ne dhaabba khola

• Grahak meri chaye me makkhi hai
• Pappu to me kya kru Dhaabba chalau ya inhe terna sikhau 　 　

Udta Punjab Joke

• agr drugs pr udta punjab banai hai 
•  to kheni pr ragrta bihar 
• gutkhe pr thukta utter pradesh 
• daru pr ludakta haryana
• sigret pr fukti delhi
• afim pr chilmta himachal
• gaanje pr khechta gova 
• bhi bna dalo be..
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Internet Hindi Mein

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